Hey, I'm Laz- a panromantic asexual nerd who runs a fandom/SJ blog and whose existence is solely on the internet... mostly.
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THIS IS NOT NEWS
I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.
BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.
Africans in Africa? Mind blown.
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
It would explain nessie
Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.
yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST
A wild CUTIE appeared!
What will U do?
- TAKE OUT 4 PIZZA
- ADMIRE FROM SAFE DISTANCE
You see three items before you:
A wig that can become any colour/style and never frizzes/goes out of place.
A needle/thread that can match any fabric and easily creates seams that never rip (can be used in a machine too).
Contacts that match your prescription if you have one and can become any colour/size that never dry out so you could theoretically leave them in forever.
You can only take one. Which one do you take?
You either love Deadpool or you’ve never heard of him.
And considering I just informed you of his existence, it looks like you only have one option left.
P SURE TOPH’S DAD IS NICOLAS CAGE
Son of a bitch …
NO WERE NOT DOING HTIS
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
That tag wins all the awards, in the history of ever.
Every time this appears on my dash I cry inside.
Right now? Red. Like, bright, obnoxiously red. My hair has been compared to strawberries and fire engines, and is most often described as “red, like, red” with slightly bulging eyes.
Here’s a selfie (the lighting’s crap sorry)
like or reblog this comment for two thousand children
wait… do we like or reblog to help two thousand children, or to receive two thousand children
Two THOUSAND children.
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.
Words cannot describe how much I love this post.
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual or pansexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
You’ve found out my secret.
I just want to bang everybody all the time.