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why is this even here

hoebama:

pretty girls who can pull off messy hair and no make up and have eyebrow game strong enough to kill half the population are a serious threat and i am afraid of them

bibliokleptt:

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

*laughs* *starts to cry*

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

everybody-loves-to-eat:

everybody-loves-to-eat:

porn

Ladies and gentlemen, my most popular post.

britrit:

50shadesofacceptance:

mioamorexo:

jdarty:

did she just…

I think she did…..

Anna please yes

If she really came out it’d be like heaven.

howtofightloneliness:

Anyone who doesn’t think Data is the best TNG character is wrong.

eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

Plays: 137399

tiarakind:

demonic-daydreams:

ahmpora:

janecrockersbutt:

chowguay-arts:

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oh my god

oh my fucking god

THE MOMENT THE AUDIO PLAYED, I DROPPED MY HEADPHONES AND WALKED AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER. 

i put my hand on my forehead and sobbed a little and then i knew i had to reblog it

isneezedintoregeneration:

the-outsiders-dishonor:

romy7:

celestialdeth:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

In Year One Molly Weasley knit Harry a Weasley family sweater and made him homemade chocolate so he would have something to open on Christmas DON’T TOUCH ME

could I also just add that kids from abusive households tend to assume that yelling is directed at them and/or it heralds something bad for them so she’s making extra sure that he knows that this is not his fault and she’s not actually mad at him.

Also look at his reaction, he tenses and looks to Ron and the Twins for support.

overthegaybow:

carcin9geneticist:

thehomospectrum:

mokomocha:

aleeyago:

babysitters are only human lusus prostitutes

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therapists are only human moirail prostitutes

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marriage counselors are only human auspistice prostitutes

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-FURIOUSLY TAKES NOTES-

Kanaya’s dating a prostitute
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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here